tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375554.post1339409462177472672..comments2011-03-29T11:19:54.342+11:00Comments on Monday Sunset: Colhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07369018674597867663noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375554.post-59917444362551964352006-10-31T09:37:00.000+11:002006-10-31T09:37:00.000+11:00Someone just emailed me this great joke/story abou...Someone just emailed me this great joke/story about Bono. How nice if it was true!<br /><br />Bono recently stopped a U2 concert in Glasgow, raised his arms, and asked the audience for total quiet. In the silence, he clapped his hands together once; a few seconds passed and he clapped his hands together again. He continued this behavior for a couple minutes without a word. Having demonstrated his domination over the audience, he pompously walked to the microphone and said: "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."<br /><br />The stunned audience remained silent and pondered the ramifications, except for one bloke down the front who shouted out:<br /><br />"Well why don't ya stop foucking clapping then!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com